I have no doubt that you would be bored senseless by therapy, The same
way I’m bored when I brush my teeth and wipe my ass. Because the thing
about repairing, maintaining, and cleaning is it’s not an adventure.
There’s no way to do it so wrong you might die. It’s just work. And the
bottom line is, some people are okay going to work, and some people
would rather die. Each of us gets to choose.
Y-you’re like hitler,but even Hitler cared about Germany or something.
-Rick,what about the reality we left behind? -What about the reality
Hitler cured cancer,Marty?The answer is don’t think about it.
Life is effort.I’ll stop when I die!
Well,we can’t all be raised like reptiles by a mentally ill scientist.
-Obviously,at some point,the Gazorpians became so evolved that they
replaced females with birthing machines.The resultant lack of
distraction and hen-pecking allowed them to focus entirely on war,so
they bombed themselves back to the Stone Age,and now they just fight
with each other over fake [Bleep] with sticks and rocks all day long.
-You think it’s efficient to get rig of woman? -You ever see a line for
the men’s room?
Oh, I get it. The old behind-every-great-man Amazon twist.
My life has been a lie! God is dead! The government’s lame! Thanksgiving
is about killing Indians! Jesus wasn’t born on Christmas! They moved the
date! It was a pagan holiday!
No. I’d say,given what we’ve been through,that I was right the whole
time and any epiphanies about gender politics were a projection of your
This microscope reveals things beyond comprehension.
The young eat the old if you let them,Jerry.
I was zuckerberging people before Zuckerberg’s balls dropped.
That’s…humbling and flattering.
And that’s how I took my storefront into the forefront of the (up)?
So,as they say in Canada,pace oot！
Pride cometh before the fall.
Listen,you have my words as a caregiver.
It’s like the N-word and the C-word had a baby and it was raised by all
the bad words for Jews.
To get wriggledy wriggedy wrecked,son!
What does a rapist look like exactly,Beth? Is it a Slavic man wearing a
denim jacket with a patchy beard and the scent of cheap champagne waft
over his blister-pocked lips?